Funny things Luke says

When leaving church after Presanctified Liturgy tonight, as I put his coat on: "It was nice coming to church tonight. Now we go home!" Yet when we arrived at church tonight, the first thing he said after walking into the building was, "Church is over. Now we go home!"

After walking to the car tonight after church: "It's snowing again. Oh darn!"

"Bizcuzz" instead of "because."

When finished with a meal: "May I please be accused?" instead of "excused".

When someone gets too excited for his liking: "Whoa! Whoa! Calm down. Just calm down."

When someone doesn't do something how it's supposed to be done: "No no no. Not. Like. Dat."

When I caught him sitting on his sister, who was flat on her belly screaming on the floor, I yelled at him to get off her. He scampered to the corner behind the couch, at which point I asked what he was doing. "Nothing." "Don't lie to me son. Tell me the truth: what were you doing?" "She's my horsie! Giddyup!"

When we have sword fights, he'll pretend to stab me, and after I pretend to die he'll say, "I vanc-gushed the dagon". Awesome.