Funny Joke

Since I haven't been inspired to write anything funny lately, I figured I would pass on a joke from my buddy Iyad (pronounced "ee-YAHD").
Enjoy.
--Matthew

One day, a Homsi worker was working on
the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running to
Him shouting:
hani, Hani... your daughter Dina just died in an accident'.
Hani was in panic ... not knowing what to do, he jumped from the 13th floor.
While going down, he was near the tenth floor, when he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Dina!
When he was near the fifth floor, he remembered he was not married!
When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not Hani!!!!!!